It need not originate from a dad, per se, but the common cultural understanding is that most of them do.
You’ll find them in wedding speeches, rogue Facebook comments, and conversations in line More → This slideshow is a perfect storm of Shakespeare and memes—basically, it's everything you've ever wanted.
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More → A dad joke is any joke that’s so terrible it elicits groans and ruins lives.
I have a friend who is seeing a guy who says “cold slaw” instead of “coleslaw,” so you just know that relationship is going nowhere.
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